Vampires? Always with the vampires.

True to form, vampires are stealing the limelight again.

I'm tired of vampires.

Okay so I understand that most people find this:

A lot more glamorous than this:

And maybe rotting isn't exactly the fashionista's dream, but on the other hand, vampires are hardly the most original undead fashion inspiration. I mean, come on, Interview with a Vampire came out in what, 1994?

People! This fad has had its day!

Let's have something new. Maybe not Tar-Man himself, but I reckon zombie movies have more to offer than people think. Anyway, I suppose I'm preaching to the converted here. What I really need is a film director with a love of fashion, a very hot cast and Tom Savini...